XMAS PARTY GAME 'SPOT THE W..

XMAS PARTY GAME 'SPOT THE WINNER!

OK you lot! ……. ITS PARTY TIME FOR THE KIDS!!!!!

Tommo’s in festive mood this month and SO AM I!!! He’s “GIVING” away, sorry, I mean selling, countless losers to gullible punters so how about playing a little party game ourselves!!!........ It’s called:-

SPOT THE TOMMO WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ho Ho Ho!!!

Are you ready? ..... I said….ARE YOU READY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“YeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhhHHHHH!!!!!!!” … That’s better!!!

Right!!!! ….. Here we go! Below you will see a list of Thompson’s losers since the first of November 2008. Hidden amongst the countless losers you will find an odd winner or two. (23 in all, average SP 2.6) They are very difficult to find because they are well hidden. The game is to try and find them. If you are lucky enough to find all 23, you must jump up and down and shout…..

"wooopEEEEEEE wooopEEEEE!!!! …. I’VE FOUND THE TOMMO WINNERS!!!!! Ho HoHo!!"

It may take a few minutes to find the first one, but after a while you will get the hang of it!

Now comes the exciting part!! If you can find a winner over 3-1 you are allowed to do what Tommo does. You can scream and shout as loud as you want and as many times as you want, that you’ve found a big priced winner! Something like:-

WHOOPEEE!!! … WHOOPEE!!! ..... WHOOPEE… WHOOPEEE!!! .... I’VE FOUND A BIG PRICED TOMMO WINNER AND ITS OVER 4-1!!!!!!! .... WHOOPEEEEEEEE!! …. WHOOPEE! …. Ho Ho Ho!!! like what Tommo does.

BUT!!! You must NEVER, NEVER, NEVER ever say that you have found a loser!!! If you do, that will spoil the game. Tommo doesn’t like talking about losers, so you must'nt do it either.

Instructions:- All sit round the table with a copy of the Tommo’s loser list.
Get your dad to get a stop watch and when he says go, you search the list like mad looking for a winner!!!! You must write them down and carry on searching for the next one and so on! All 23 winners from Tommo’s 215 selections (av sp 2.6) are hidden in the list. You must find and list them all. The player that correctly gets the 23 the quickest is the winner. As soon as 23 winners have been found the winner must scream and shout …

WhooooooooooppppppppppppppppEEEEEEE!!!! …. I’ve found all of Tommo’s winners!!! ….. WhoooooooooopppppppEEEEEEE!!!! ... Ho Ho Ho!" as loud as he/she can ( like wot Tommo duz!)

Thompson has been playing a similar game to this for 15 years!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh ha ha ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I love it!!

Unfortunately I will not be able to give you a prize cos I’m broke! Guess why? Yes you are right, I succumbed to temptation and backed all Tommo's tips. Tommo will have a very merry Xmas for the countless losers he sold me. But I won’t. Think about it!!!

So here we go!

The Tommo loser and hard to find winner list!

Dec 13 . . . L L L L L.
Dec 12 . . . L L L L L.
Dec 11 . . ..L 1 L L L.
Dec 10 . . . L L L 2 L.
Dec 9 . . . . L L L L L.
Dec 8 . . . . L L L 3 L.
Dec 7 . . . . L 1 L L L.
Dec 6 . . . . L L L 5 L.
Dec 5 . . . . L 1 L L L.
Dec 4 . . . . L L 3 L L.
Dec 3 . . . . L L L L 12
Dec 2 . . . . 4 L 4 L 1
Dec 1 . . . . 1 L L 5 L.
Nov 30 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 29 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 28 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 27 . . . L 4 L L L.
Nov 26 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 25 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 24 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 23 . . . 1 L L 8 L.
Nov 22 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 21 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 20 . . . L L L 8 L.
Nov 19 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 18 . . . L 1 L L L.
Nov 17 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 16 . . . L L L 4 L.
Nov 15 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 14 . . . L 3 L L L. .
Nov 13 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 12 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 11 . . . L 2 1 L L.
Nov 10 . . . L L L L L.
Nov 9 . . . . L L L L L.
Nov 8 . . . . L L 2 L L.
Nov 7 . . . . L L L L L.
Nov 6 . . . . L L 2 L L.
Nov 5 . . . . L L L L L.
Nov 4 . . . . L L L L L.
Nov 3 . . . . L L L L L.
Nov 2 . . . . L L L L L.
Nov 1 . . . . L L L L L.

Your eyes may go a bit funny coz there's an ‘L’ (as in hell! Gerrit) of a lot of losers!!!!

Message for dad!
Thompson’s scam-ads in the Racing Post leave you to guess what date he had the winners, so I’ve thrown them in at random. Odds are taken to the nearest unit based on an average scam-ad flow of 5 selections per day. There may be more. Results are taken from Thompson's winning brags and boasts only, as his losers are secret and countless. Had you backed all the above selections then you would be spending your Xmas with me down here in cardboard city!!

Enjoy!

I’m gone!