YOU MUST READ THIS u/d 2pm

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WELL I NEVER WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT!!!

Wanna SEE, HEAR and READ a funny story? Sit back and enjoy. But make sure the sick bucket is handy.

I'm a big time old man and me and me old pal Newby was thinking of having our last fling holiday, A good friend of mine (I have made many friends since starting my crusade against scam 090 tipping services) sent me this website address. I wondered what it could possibly be. So I carefully tapped it in

http://www.seasonsholidays.com/derekthompson.html

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!.....Aaaaaaagh!! I screamed. Quick quick Newby gimme the sick bucket....quick!!!......Aaaaaaaaagh Aaaaaaaaah

Bueueuuurrrrr!! Beeuuuuuuerrrr!!! (that's me being sick!)

"What's the matter Gerry" said Newby.....You were OK before you logged into that website. What went wrong? You look as though you've seen a ghost. Let's have a look at the site Gerry"

NO!!!...NO!!! Don't touch it?

"Why's that Gerry?"

It's what they call a computer virus Newby and if you mess about with it you WILL GET INTO ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE. A virus is a not nice thing that spreads not nice stuff all over the place. People don't know they are infected until it is to late!!!

"Corr! Thanks for warning me Gerry.....It's good that geezers like you know all about nasty viruses and stuff"

"Hey Gerry!"

Wot?

"One of your computer friends has left you another email address about holidays. Could be interesting! Aren't you going to have a look at it?"

Later Newby when I feel a bit better. Later!

Hey Newby!

"Wot?"

Pass me the sick bucket coz I'm gonna be sick again!!!!!

Bueueuuurrrrr!! Beeuuuuuuerrrr!!! (that's me being sick!)

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(A FEW HOURS LATER)

"Hey Gerry!!"

Wot!

"Come on!!! Have a shufty at the next email"

No!

"Why not?"

I might see that virus I was tellin' you about and make meself ill again. And I can't get no more sick in the sick bucket!!

"Oh come on Gerry!! Have a poke!!"

Stop bein' rude Newby

"Sorry Gerry I meant poke the web and see what yer friend sez"

Oh OK Newby but I will need your support on this one. You must look at it with me just in case that virus that I was tellin' you about is still on there!! Go get a couple of buckets Newby....Just in case!

"Thanks a lot Gerry, can;t wait!"

Ok Newby! Are you ready for this. Wot you are about to see could blow yer hat off.

"I'm ready Gerry"

OK hear goes!

http://www.bitterwallet.com/a-timeshare-scam-in-2008-will-we-ever-learn/367

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!..... Aaaaaaagh!! ....... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!..... Aaaaaaagh!!........ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!! ..... Aaaaaaagh!! ....... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!..... Aaaaaaagh!!
ITS ANOTHER BLOODY VIRUS!!!! ..... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!..... Aaaaaaagh!!

Bueueuuurrrrr!! Beeuuuuuuerrrr!!! Bueueuuurrrrr!! Beeuuuuuuerrrr!!! Bueueuuurrrrr!! Beeuuuuuuerrrr!!! .......Bueueuuurrrrr!! Beeuuuuuuerrrr!!!

"GERRY!!!!GERRY!!!!GERRY!!!GERRY"

"Excuse me mate. Could you give me mate a hand please?

Wot's wrong with him?

I think he's caught a virus!!!!!!
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(A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER)

"Hi Gerry! I've brought you some grapes"

Wot for

"Well when you visit people in hospital you take them things like flowers and stuff!"

Thanks for that Newby.

"No probs Gerry. No probs. Here Gerry?"

Wot?

"A geezer mate of mine give me another a email address to check out. After wot happened to you after tellin' me about virus's and stuff, I thought you might like to do it for me"

But Newby!!!! The virus made me seriously ill when I saw it. Why do you think I'm layin' in this bed in this hospital and in this mental health ward for krist sake?!! Come on Newby!!! Be fair!!! The virus is infecting me big time Newby!!!

"Well gerry, the guy that sent this email said it might make you rich"

How?

"By punting on races in tin cans"

Sounds interesting. Gimme me computer! Now gimme the address?

http://www.manhattencasinos.co.uk/FilmedHorseRacing.htm

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!..... Aaaaaaagh!! ....... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!..... Aaaaaaagh!!........ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!! ..... Aaaaaaagh!! ....... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!..... Aaaaaaagh!!
ITS ANOTHER BLOODY VIRUS!!!! ..... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!..... Aaaaaaagh!!

Bueueuuurrrrr!! Beeuuuuuuerrrr!!! Bueueuuurrrrr!! Beeuuuuuuerrrr!!! Bueueuuurrrrr!! Beeuuuuuuerrrr!!! .......Bueueuuurrrrr!! Beeuuuuuuerrrr!!!

"GERRY!!!!GERRY!!!!GERRY!!!GERRY"

"NURSE NURSE NURSE!!!!!"

"Please help my friend Gerry!!!!!!! This wretched virus has got to Gerry again!!!! Where do you keep the buckets please!"
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaagh!!!

The spread of the virus seems unstopable!

Think about it!